Natal Report for ME???

I've been receiving messages, mostly spam messages from this unknown (to me) website which I think I joined or signed up years ago. It's a horoscope thing so maybe I was curious during that moment with the happenings in my life that I made myself known to that website. Anyway, I usually ignore her messages because it always end up with a note that more likely says I have to fully join and PAY in credit or cash for me to enjoy whatever services or revelations she's gonna offer. So being the typical PINOY, I won't of course 'coz it's a waste of money and I don't have any to pay either! haha :D

So much for that, I happened to read one of her messages and it says: YOUR NATAL REPORT IS READY. I was intrigued so I read it. And I just wanna post it here coz most of the things she said in that excerpt (yes, it was an excerpt only) are quite TRUE to me. :))

"... 1Your emotional development may have been delayed or it may simply be inadequate.
You find it difficult to be warm and loving towards people because you have been hurt in the past and you fear it may happen again. You are stingy with material resources and with affection.
You believe that everything must be earned and paid for ? there are no free lunches.
Because you find it difficult to express your feelings, you tend to show people how you feel by buying them gifts as a substitute for you and your feelings. If they reject your gift, then this is easier to take than if they reject you. Though you crave love and affection, intimacy is difficult for you.
You have a shallow opinion of yourself and your own worth and talents.
You do not understand why anyone could possibly love you. You feel that you are unlovable.
This is something you need to strongly work on as your life will continue to be miserable if you do not learn to change your attitude. You are as worthy of love as anyone else, but you must come to realize that for yourself. Do not let past experiences govern your actions and feelings for the rest of your life.

You are a serious and reserved person who appears to others as cold, aloof, unfeeling and uncaring.
You are not necessarily these things, it's just that you are very cautious in letting anyone see the real you or in letting people get close to you. You want to love and be loved, but you find this very difficult.
You need to remember that you first have to give love to get love. And you can't buy real love.
It doesn't work that way. You find it difficult to enjoy yourself in a light-hearted, open and playful way.
You understand work, duty and responsibility a lot better than you understand feelings, affection and love.
Rarely do you do anything for pleasure. If something involves work or getting something done, then that is pleasure for you.
Other people do not understand that about you. There are times, though, when you procrastinate and put off attending to necessities with the result that duties tend to pile up. You need to learn how to balance the seriousness with life and the enjoyment of life.

You may become romantically involved with people who do not value you or treat you well.
You need to learn to love and value yourself before you will find happiness in love.
Security is very important to you, yet you do not know how to feel secure.
Your fear of loss, of money, property, loved ones, etc., makes you very insecure.
This negativity colors all your relationships for the worse. You must learn how to trust again.
You must learn how to face your fears, even if it is painful. This is the only way you will ever overcome them...."

-this "reading" is gotta be kidding me. nyahahaha!